poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.

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Pooping

The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?

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the poop

A less explicit version of "the shit", but with the xact same meaning.

Aww man! That car is THE POOP!

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Poop

The BEST type of food

I love to eat my poop! It's so yummy!

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Pooped-on

When someone gets amazingly owned in a game they REALLY suck at, like Halo 3 or MW2.

"Man, I just got totally pooped-on.!"
"HA! I just pooped-on you, dude!"
"He just got pooped-on, babe."
©Devon Weinstock

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poop

Food pre-digested for convenience.

I ate some poop last night.

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poop

(verb) to bend off a usually brown colored mass from the anus.

(noun) The bent off steamy loaf that girl debbie who works at safeway left on your chest last night.

(adj) street slang meaning "cool"

(verb) damn girl, i've gotta poop.

(noun) damn girl, i've got a poop.

(adj) damn girl, you're ass is poop.

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