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Palestined

When a person doesn’t take accountability for their own self-inflicted problems and shifts it to another more successful individual in order to play victim and gain sympathy from others.

Prisoner 1: What are you in for?
Prisoner 2: I killed my boss cause he was making me poor.
Prisoner 1: How was he making you poor?
Prisoner 2: He fired me for not showing up to work and complaining that it was his fault.
Prisoner 1: oh so you totally palestined it

by Heehee😂😂😂 December 27, 2023


Palestined

Destroying one's own land by foolishly provoking and attacking an immensely powerful neighbour

The Pakistani general has Palestined his country

by Indyrap December 28, 2023


Palestined

When you historically rejoice in causing pain to someone but then act shocked when they stand up for themselves.

Johnny Palestined after kicking Suzy down the hill and she walked back up and slapped the Mohamed out of him.

by London_guy7876 January 25, 2024


Palestined

When someone steals some or all of the identity and/or history of the Jews as their own, for personal gain and deception of a trusting individual or public.

Origination: All Jews and Judaism originate from ancient Judea, which is located in present day Israel. Ancient artifacts prove their presence in this land over 3,500 years ago.

All Arabs originate from the Arabian Peninsula. Islam originated in Mecca, ~1800 years after Judaism. Mecca is located 1,471 miles away from Jerusalem, Israel.

Yet, Palestinians (arabs that originated in the Arabian peninsula), claim they are the ones who originate from Judea, and lie and claim the Jews originated in Europe. This is blatantly false.

Palestinians have been taught to tell this lie by their religious leaders and terrorist governments.

This lie makes the terrorist leaders extremely rich (they steal billions of dollars of international aid provided by a corrupt terrorist wing of the UN called UNWRA). How rich? Ismael Haniyeh the leader of Hamas is worth 4 billion dollars. The Clintons are only worth 120 million.

On 10/7/2023, Hamas broke into the state of Israel, killing 1200 people, kidnapping 240 people, & maiming 4500 Israelis by gunshot, stabbing, or chopping off limbs, creating a crisis of amputee care. Hamas declared war & vowed to murder every last Jew & Israeli in exactly the same way.

The Israeli Defense Forces then went into Gaza to eliminate Hamas, which clearly poses a giant threat to their civilians.

Example 1: In 2023, Hamas started a war. Hamas then alleged Israel started the war because they hate arabs and wish to genocide the people of Gaza. This is patently false, as there are 2 million arab muslims who peacefully live inside Israel as citizens, who rely on Israel to keep them safe from Hamas.
There are also 5 million palestinians in Gaza & the West Bank, IE, living within the original borders of British Mandatory Palestine, who claim they have been ethnically cleansed from the land, that they STILL LIVE IN.

Palestinians have "Palestined" the Jewish identity, connection to the land, & the history of Jewish suffering through persecution and genocide, to further their agenda to murder all Jews on earth.

Example 2: Congressional Rep George Santos, fabricated his entire resume & life story to gain a seat in New York's District 3. He claimed, among other lies, that he was part Jewish and his grandparents were Holocaust survivors. He hoped this would gain him votes from his district. Later, when this was discovered to be untrue, he claimed, he never said he is Jewish, he said he is "Jew-ish" - "like Jewish but different." Santos also claimed his mother survived the 9/11 plane crashes, which were executed by Al Qaeda, who like Hamas, is a Sunni terrorist organization committed to destroying Israel & America.

George Santos "Palestined" the history of the Jews for personal gain, in order to win an election; when his lies were discovered he was kicked out of congress.

by Tony Citizen May 29, 2024

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Palestined

When someone attacks you, and you fight back, then they run and cry to everyone who would listen asking that they make you stop attacking them because they are poor and innocent. Then they go and hide behind someone else using them as a human shield.

I was dining at a full restaurant when another customer came up to me and began punching me in the face. When I stood up to fight back and defend myself, he ran away crying and telling all the other patrons that I started attacking him first. Then asks them all for help to stop me and goes and hides under a table where a family is sitting and eating their dinner. I was palestined.

by Argon Dong December 26, 2023


Palestined

the making up of fictional places that have never existed

This person who told me they are from Narnia palestined me

by 6pointstar June 1, 2024

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Palestined

Acting like a fearless keyboard warrior, but the moment someone fires back, transforming into the Shakespeare of sob stories.

He was roasting everyone until I roasted him back—total Palestined moment, dude went from a tough cookie to a soggy cracker in seconds.

by ImNotAVictim December 26, 2023