jon palmer

a black person who is usually scared of kids named Nija, and is always video chatting or drinking monster. he drinks ohde on it to get high off the steroids in it, because he is a crackhead. jon's are usually tall, and have short hair, or no hair in this case. they are attracted to shiny objects.

everyone loveesss jon :

jon palmer is a crackhead.

Arnold Palmer

(1): A half iced-tea half lemonade drink created by the Arizona drink company. You can find them at most 7-11's, just ask the Muslim guy working there.
(2): A sexual act where, preferably a guy, palms the head of an individual, and soon gets into a rhythm of pulling the head towards his (or her) crotch, leaving a 50/50 mixture of jizz and saliva in the overjoyed victim's mouth.

Friend 1: Did you hear what Gavin did over the weekend?
Friend 2: No, what?
Friend 1: He finally got tired of t-bagging and gave Megan the good ol' Arnold Palmer. Good man.
Friend 2: Dang......I tried to do that yesterday but turns out the bitch has herpes.

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Steaming Palmer

A sexual practice used to break in new lesbians. The partner massages the breasts, groin, and buttocks of the prospective convert with a hand wrapped in a steaming towel.

Michelle thought it was bad when they kept staring at her breasts in the bar, but nothing could prepare her for the feeling of her first Steaming Palmer.

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Zane Palmer

An asshole who goes on YouTube to spoil movies for people in the comment section of YouTube. You can usually identify a Zane Palmer by his queer ass profile pic. He usually only takes side profile pics in a lame ass attempt to seem inquisitive.

That bastard decided to be a real Zane Palmer and post the ending to The Force Awakens in the YouTube comment section.

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Rusty Palmer

when your penis slips out having sex while shes on the rag and you grab it to put it back in you get a rusty palmer

My girl was raggin it last night and i ended up with a Rusty Palmer. It's all good though, i gave her a Wilson to get my hand clean.

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Rosey Palmer

Masturbation

I've got a date with Rosey Palmer and her five sisters.

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Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.