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Common term for babies born during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. These babies display anti-social behavior and have a general dislike for loud and over-crowded places.
These babies prefer to stay at home. They energy is rapidly drained when entering the outside world.
These babies are also amazed that other human beings outside of their families exist.
My sisters pandemic baby is on high alert when we go to a restaurant to eat.
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When everyone joins dating sites during a pandemic to try to get themselves some sex, whether out of boredom or desperation due to social distancing.
"I am gonna go swipe on bumble and see if I can get some pandemic pussy this month."
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The spirit of death that loves visiting the ICUs to usher departed wicked souls, who were not able to see their loved ones before their last heartbeat, to an even darker side of eternity, because their earthly deeds fall short of the criteria to entering heaven.
Most born-again Christians aren’t frightened of the pandemic ghost, because they know that their Savior and the angels are waiting for them at St. Peter’s Gate.
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A toxic person (usually an ex) who isn't in your life anymore, that contacts you out of the blue during a pandemic.
"My toxic ex just messaged me. COVID-19 be bringing out all the pandemic zombies."
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Kudos for how you “handled” covid
“Awww,” says Panda. “Surely I qualify for pandemic props. I sang Yankee Doodle while scrubbing my hands, I sanitized all the Amazon packages, I traded my handmade cloth mask for a KN95, I swore off the multiplex, I barricaded my door…”
“Yes, Good One,” says Mouse. “You were virtuous. But you only baked bread that one time, and you didn’t master the technique Francaise.”
“Mama always bakes the paratha!” protests Panda. “You know that.”
"Maybe when the next SARS rolls around," says Mouse, "you'll have your opportunity to shine."
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Pandemic pussy is when your pussy has no interest in sex because of the Pandemic.
Not tonight, Hon. I have Pandemic Pussy.
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when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls tighter than the 2016 elections.
A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?
creds: @prestiones (tik tok)
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