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when a bisexual person sees attractive people who happen to be different genders and panic because they are both very attractive.
Tom Holland and Zendaya give me bisexual panic
when you think someone likes you (they dont) because you are overthinking stuff as an aroace person and trying to make sure no one asks you out/are paranoid
"do they like me, or do I have Aroace Panic"
The act of clicking a new tab or window on an internet browser for the purpose of hiding whatever was on the screen from your boss/spouse/parent/roommate, and give the impression of doing something productive.
1. I had to panic click off of facebook when my boss popped up behind me.
2. Rob tried to panic click, but it was too late, his mom caught him watching gay midget porn.
When a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named Kale, who breastfeeds a baby that's not hers, can't find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apeshit.
Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.
The act of scrapping semen out of your missus pussy after you have finished in it, due to the state of panic. Tried and tested but not a scientifically effective form of contraception.
Example 1. Cam panic scraped his load out of his bitch for the fifth time today bro
Example 2. Wow, dude how has Jon not got his mitty pregnant yet? Bro he panic scrapes her puss dude works 100% of the time
When a group of conservative religious people, usually Christians, propagate rumors that something is satanic, demonic or evil. The propagators usually attack something for children, believing that children are gullible enough to accept every single thing as gospel truth. During satanic panics, major propaganda is spread, as the believers attempt to spread the message. In the majority or all these cases, the panic is irrational, but readers frequently accept these rumors as gospel truth.
Satanic panics started around the 1970s, when there was a rise in fundamentalism. They took full effect in the 1980s, 1990s and early 2000s. Today, few remain in the outside world, but the community is still prevalent on the internet.
Satanic panic examples:
1970s:
The Illuminati conspiracy was started by some person who claimed to be a Satanist, but was later proven a faker.
1980s:
Alledged backmasking in popular music, notably rock.
Some players of Dungeons & Dragons took the game too far and died, leading many to believe D&D was inherently evil, and that the game involved calling real spirits to possess people.
The Smurfs was apparently burning down villages in Puerto Rico and teaching children witchcraft.
1990s:
During the Pokemon craze, several Christian groups alledged that the game was about channeling evil spirits into children and that the type system (ex. fire, water) was teaching people into becoming neopagan witches.
Tinky Winky, the purple Teletubby, was apparently gay for being purple, carrying magic bags and wearing a tutu, and therefore alleged to make kids gay.
2000s:
Harry Potter was apparently telling children that witchcraft is real and encouraging children to become sorcerers.
Yu-Gi-Oh was programming children to become Satanists and Freemasons.
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A six-pack (or bigger) of beer that is needed urgently. It's needed right away because you're all out and require more.
Don't worry. I have enough money to buy a panic pack.
I had to steal a panic pack after 2AM so I could make it through 'til morning.
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