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when you watch too many horror movies and you´re also autistic/coward and you think that is real
person 1 : dude i watched (litterally every movie ever and i think that (generic monster) is after me
person 2 you should see a doctor , you´re paranoid.
your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*
neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
Healthiest heart he's ever seen but you still got it checked didn't you?
Hym "Yeah but sayin it made you paranoid about it didn't it? Ha!"
Trevor Dobson neighborhood watch association
Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member