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Usually a pale kid who has blue eyes and dirty blonde flippy hair. They have soft faces and rosey red cheeks. They can get any girl they want but usually fall for short girls with K names. They crush hard. They are very lovable and are cuddly teddy bears. They make the absolute best boyfriend. If you find one, consider yourself lucky af. They are one in a million.
"Damn, Parker is so hot! I wish he was mine."
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to fuck someones armpit from behind while tickling the other one from the front
becky - "eww, you went a little excessive with the deodorant today"
denise - "dammit that's cum, I forgot I gave a Parker last night"
becky - "ooh that sounds nice"
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Absolute loser who always says chicken butt. He is also very weird and kinda bad at building in fortnite.
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A small town in the Southeastern Denver Metro Area in Colorado. Parker is composed mainly of white, conservative, Christians who see no problem in silently imposing their ways on others. However, this is destined to change in coming years with increased migration from bankrupt California.
Despite all of it's shortcomings, Parker is actually a rather nice town with three high schools and low crime rates.
Me: I'm glad that Obama is President of the United States!
Parker resident #1: No way! He's a Muslim, Socialist, liar!
Me: What? That's ridiculous! I've never heard anyone say such hateful things about our Commander in Chief!
Parker resident #2: Welcome to Parker, dude. People are like that out here.
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to "pull a parker" means to say something loudly that either removes someone's ruse or let's someone else understand what exactly is going on, usually in a bad way.
Person 1: "man i was so sick, there was no way i could have shown up at school yesterday."
Person 2: "dude, i went to your house yesterday, you were fine. in fact, you went wake boarding with me after that"
(nearby teacher hears Person 2, starts to walk towards them)
Person 1: "ugh. you just pulled a parker man."
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1. n.
- one who constantly repeats himself in conversation, talks awkardly, or is otherwise unusual in speaking.
- a person who speaks in strange tones.
- someone who, in a manner both annoying and humorous, speaks without varying the tone of his or her voice.
2. n.
- a member of a group who exhibits laughably poor judgement.
- a leader producing comically bad schemes, which are usually never seen through. (see: cartman)
- one who offers consistently flawed wisdom to a group; someone who would be considered dangerous if his advice were ever followed. (see: schrute)
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Guy 1: Hey, look at that: a furby with a swastika armband.
Guy 2: Wow. That thing's messed up without a doubt, but ultimately harmless.
Guy 1: That's a parker for sure.
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