Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.
Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.
It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!
Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,
It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it
“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”
Someone who sticks pasta in ears and nostrils and shoves pizza in there bum hole
Eddie: DONARUMA YOU SMELLY PASTA MERCHANT!!!!
Matthew: yo relax dude take it easy man
mr pasta is marrying willy wonka and they are going to the chocolate factory to meet sans undertale and they are all besties.
The invisible, intangible part of an Italian restaurant meal that you never eat but know must exist because of the difference between the value of the food you did eat and the price you paid for it.
The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺
Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏