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The pussy of an Italian woman
That girl Berta's got a pasta pussy.
Experiences from past lives which directly affect one's capabilities in cooking and preparing pasta and other noodle-based Italian dishes in one's present life.
"I have no clue where I learned how to mince garlic like this, someone must have shown me how in my pasta life."
The linis. Rosalini, Fred, and Ron 🙏🙏🙏🙏🚪🚪🚪🏃🏃🤺🤺🤺🤺
Wow, i would get with every member of the Pasta Cult. They’re all so sexy😩😩🙏🙏
Some thing that Tyler would find in tesco, maybe sexual, maybe not, who knows,
Ramen noodles, cup of noodles, instant noodles. Usually chicken flavor in bulk.
Mere cents per bag, and they can be stashed under the poor college student's bed for years.
It takes two minutes to make poverty pasta!
It’s pasta that has been living in a shed for longer than a year that now tastes like the shed it was in. Like when something smells so bad you can taste it
“Eww have you tried shed pasta”
“ No what is it”
“Well it’s pasta from the shed and dat”
After one eats a large amount of pasta, they may experience an uncomfortably smelly and putrid smell dripping from their body. It's like sweat, but different.
I ate too much ramen and now I gotta deal with the pasta sweats.