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awkward paws

n. Hands that drop condoms,surgical instruments, trays of food, Nobel Prize medals etc.

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That new scrub nurse is pretty sweet.

Yeah, but I hear she has awkward paws.

by gnostic1 October 8, 2011

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Pawing Off

Pawing off is a term used by furries to describe their version of human masturbation.

It is called 'pawing off' because furries do not have hands, but paws.

He pawed off several times that day.

by .:|:.Prism.:|:. March 2, 2004

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Dog Paws

A popular college drinking game that is similar to "Edward 40 Hands", only the difference is that instead of fourties, you hold two bottles of MD 20/20 aka "Mad Dog". The rules of the game are that you always have a bottle in each hand (With the option of duct taping them to your hand so nobody backs out), and you HAVE to finish both bottles.

Jim - "Dude, let's play some Edward 40 Hands tonight!"
DJ - "Naw man, I'm not feeling beer. Let's get sexy drunk off some wine!"
Jim - "Even better! We can do both! Let's play some Dog Paws!"

by IMcINasty September 30, 2009

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Tiger Paw

The red-hand print left from a 'player' slapping the naked ass of a girl with whom he is not in a formal relationship but with whom he is engaging in sexual activity. Made famous by professional golfer Tiger Woods.

She sold pictures of the 'tiger paw' on her ass to the national enquirer.

by J Ho 2 June 17, 2010

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Monkey Paw

(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.

She asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can't live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.

by Coramis July 27, 2010

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Rabbit Paw

The term is similar to "Camel Toe" and "Moose Knuckle" however it is in reference to a very small attractive petite woman that has a small vagina, when her clothing is tight and pushed up into her vagina revealing a small crease or slit visiable to on-lookers.

Not enough meat to be a camel toe, we are going to have and call this one a rabbit paw!

That little cheer-leader has the cutest rabbit paw I have ever seen!

by L Cann August 3, 2010


Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.

:( paw patrol is a messed up show.

by One little hellian November 13, 2017

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