PED XING

A character in the TV show "Max Headroom," the CEO of the Zik-Zak corporation that peddled, among other things, a fast-food called "Zik-Zak burger packs" that, in one episode, contained an addictive simstim

Ped Xing: "Zik-Zak is watching with great concern. You must not lose your edge... or you lose Zik-Zak!"

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Mo-Ped

A hot chick that is fun to ride, but you don't want to be seen riding it.

Did you bang?
Yeah.
Aye, solid
Don't tell anyone tho, she's a mo-ped.

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Ped Xtrian

Is a person walking in, or crossing the street, usually used to describe those who are doing it dangerously or in a manner which obstructs street traffic.

A casual jaywalker, who (at least in CA), flaunts and/or insists his/her right-of-way, commonly ignoring drivers who are waiting for them, or intensely glaring at the them.

Derived from big yellow warning signs reading"PED XING"

Under archaic California Law, Ped Xtrians always have the right-of-way over ALL vehicular traffic, from semi's to tricycles, whether on the freeway, an LAX runway, or a sidewalk.

In NYC, as well as many other inner city, areas, a PedXtrian is normally referred to as "dat dead guy over der in da gutter".

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Chop(ped) Cheese

A philly cheese steak* sandwich but made with chopped up cheese burger instead.

can get it @ the deli in harlem or other hoods.

*a philly cheese steak is a hero with grilled chopped up steak with grilled onions, peppers, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, salt pepper.

"nah fool, he wasent eating a cheese steak, thats a chop(ped) cheese !!"

"wasgud habibi?! let me get a chop(ped) cheese!"

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slow-ped

( slope-head) A racist term from a shitty town in Alaska known as "Nome". It is used to describe a drunk native alaskan who is being a dumbass. The word "slope" comes from the many slopes of alaska during winter caused by the snow building up on objects like the mountains or buildings. Many people in the town call each other that. And when I say people, I mean raw eaters.

native- "dude pass me my drink man, quit being a honky"

white person- " Shut up you fucking slope head!"

native-" what the fucks a slow-ped?"

white person-" your momma's moma"

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ped rat

pedophile
The movie "The Big Lebowski"

That ped rat had sex with a 9 year old

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PED(Post Ejaculation Depression)

Often referred to as "cumming to your senses" this term is often used to describe the guilt felt after ejaculating

After jerking off to weird porn, Jeremy was feeling some serious PED(Post Ejaculation Depression).