Pepperoni Nipples

Pepperoni Nipples are found on those that have huge areola that are engorged and red resembling a pepperoni. Often times, these nipples have a large amount of black course hair protrusion.

Joey Pepperoni Nipples makes me want pizza.

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MC Pepperoni

MC Pepperoni was a rap artists commissioned by the Republican Party to preach values to young conservative audiences. His career was short lived—after two indictments of homosexual molestation and an affair with one of the Kennedy’s daughter, MC Pepperoni returned to his old, Italian village and started his own web development company.

Needless to say, MC Pepperoni was a bust. Legend has it, MC Pepperoni’s first EP, “Reagan’s Ray Gun” can still be found in his old record label’s warehouse. I know for a fact that his music is still floating around in thrift stores, and if you’re lucky to get a hold of one of these gems—as I have—you’ll hear MC Pepperoni’s influences: the stooges, Run DMC, Gwar, and Cream.

MC Pepperoni is a legacy and I suggest anyone who can obtain one of his albums, do so.

Yo, I be sing'n dis song
All dem baby's iz gone
Das why abortion is wrong

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pepperoni dick

when a boy has a pepperoni dick it means they can never get hard, nothing can make them hard, always soft.

yo look at Dayton's pepperoni dick!

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pepperoni pizza

when your friend is making out in his car with his gurl,the rest of us boys pull our pants down and slam our junk against the windows.

while pedro was in the car making good we gave him a good old fashioned pepperoni pizza!

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Pepperoni Nips

a girl's nipple that looks like a dried up pepperoni that was just baked at 450 degrees in the oven.

Dude, alexis has the nastiest pepperoni nips... they also taste greasy

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pepperoni nipples

big ugly nipples that are to big for your own tits

" That girl with the saggy tits got some pepperoni nipples, you could open up a pizzaria."

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shower pepperoni

The chunky pieces of bloody goop left over when a girl takes a shower at your house while she's on her period. One can often find shower pepperoni after a long night of sex.

Don't let Steph take a shower at your house, unless you want to clean the shower pepperoni out of the drain.

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