pepsi

Pepsi; the greatest sugary drink on the planet... next to coke;

used as antidote for defending zombies (as seen in the movie 28 days later)

pepsi is the only cure for you when bitten by a zombie, you can also drink it before you are infected with the zombie virus, the sugary substance seeps into you blood thus warding off all forms of zombies big and small!

scenario 1:
zombie: FEEL MY EVIL WRATH OF TERROR!
victim: TAKE THAT EVIL ZOMBIE! (throws a bottle of pepsi at zombie knocking it to the ground)

Scenario 2:

Zombie: "i will eat you!"
Victim: "you cant because i drank pepsi!... WHAT NOW!"

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pepsi

A drink compared to Coca Cola but made and marketed towards hillbillies. This soda has a slight urine taste masked by sweetness.

Hey sissy, we ain't got no more two liters of Pepsi, we's gonna need to have another yard sale to pay for some more.

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pepsi

Suger water that has been turned into a dark brown, almost black, color.

Dude, why is this sugar water black?

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pepsi

The worst excuse for a soda on the face of the earth. Coca-cola, commonly known as coke, is much better.

Drink Coke, it's better than Pepsi.

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pepsi

a really cool and refreshing drink!

Hey look at that pepsi.........its delicious!

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pepsi

owes alot of money to britney spears

lalala! drink pepsi! Lalala! wheres my money!!!

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pepsi

The nectar of the gods.

Loaded with about 33mg of caffeine per can.

Pepsi completely crushes coke.

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