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The act of cutting a mouse, or any rodent, in half and gutting it, then putting the skin on the head of your penis and analing a person with it.
I gave Hailey a Perez Mouse for her first time yesterday, and she loved it.
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the most complex but interesting nice guy you'll ever meet
he is sometimes a little blunt and gloomy but he is caring and even goofy at times but he has something about him
that makes him look like and anime boy while he acts like he hates it he prolly likes the name a bit
and on top of that he has a story of himself that he doesn't like to talk about which isn't helping his case with that anime thing ;)
braydon perez
damn he is cute...
wait i thought anime characters were just in show's
5👍 2👎
This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.
Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame
Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky
Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
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The most autistic kid in the world.
Someone stop that fucking luke perez he's eating all the crayons again.
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This kid is mature as hell, funny, kind when need be, understands when to joke around in serious situations or not. He’s just a package of everything, he’s David Perez. Although he laughs at fucked up things, he knows his morals which is good. He’s just fucken David man, no he’s not fucking himself (lol), but he’s just him. He doesn’t care about what people have to say about him, 0 fucks given and that’s sexy, hella attractive man. He knows how to treat his women, he’s no boy, he’s a man. All in all his humor is great and appearance wise it’s a plus. Looking at him makes you get lost in his eyes, like you’re lost in this empty landscape with just you and him. You sort of just forget your surroundings, it’s amazing really. His eyes are filled with ambition, this dweeb is a walking trivia that says random facts non-stop, but hey I’m not complaining, day by day I learn new things . He’s like a painting I have to observe closely, every stroke, every definition, shadow, etc. defines him as a person. There’s more to know of him than just seeing him in school and speaking to him there, he’s more than just a face, but a person that’s loveable and will cherish you to the moon and back. Although he may see his name as mediocre, there’s a lot of meaning to it just like there’s a lot of meaningful things about him. He’s David, David Perez. The man of your dreams.
Grace: hey did you hear about that kid David? He’s pretty flame
Lili: Hell yeah, is girl Ali is lucky
Grace: Man I know, where can I get me a David?
David Perez: The man of your dreams
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Stop being a Jordan Perez and sending hearts to your gir.
The sweetest person alive. They have the biggest heart will help anyone in need. If you find one keep them forever and ever you will never regret it.
Damn, I'm so lucky to have David Perez in my life.