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I just saw a dude chase vodka with tequila, what a fucking Peter!
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A Peter is a guy who you think is perfect, sweet and charming at first but on the inside he is very insecure but never lets anybody know. He has serious issues with himself and tends to take it out on girls. Has little or no true friends, mostly because he judges everyone and doesn't let anybody close. Tends to overreact and judge. Should go see a therapist. Thinks he is better than everyone and is never wrong. However, once he gets through all the issues he will be truly amazing and you will be one lucky girl.. Be careful with a Peter, hes not your typical guy and you could end up getting hurt or being the happiest person alive. If you had a relationship with a Peter which ended badly you'll think about him forever. He is a truly unforgettable guy in a good and bad way. Learn from him
Peter.. Weird
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A person who is gorgeous, intelligent, well loved and respected. People speak very highly of him and yet he is quite difficult to decipher. He is sometimes very considerate but oftentimes really rude. Proceed with caution because he is quite the CHARMING lad. He will leave your heart in agony. He will sweep you off your feet when you least expect it. Oh the burden of an unrequited love! You think about him all day, every day and can't help but wonder if he ever felt the same way.
Sarah : I think I am in love
Michelle : With who? Peter?
Sarah: Yes, but falling in love with him is burdensome.
Michelle: Lol, you can't handle?
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When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
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a smol bean holding onto his father figure as he disintegrates into the unknown
Tony Stark held Peter as he grasped onto him before he was one with the dust.
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Your the biggest male hoe.
Haydee: I can't believe you are so peterous Matt.
Mateusz: My bad. I'll change
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