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It is when you are super tired and your Face looks distorted and not symmetrical.
I don't fancy going out tonight i have not slept and have a Picasso Face .
The action of cumming on a womans stomach,back or face
bro,ashley let me fuck her in the ass then paint a picasso..
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When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”
Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.
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Pussy that is so perfect and aesthetically pleasing that Pablo Picasso himself should be required to come back from the dead to sculpt it out of a single piece of Spanish marble.
I wanted to break up with the girl but I couldn't because she had a Picasso Pussy.
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While having sex, stick a large paintbrush in your partners butt. Then proceed to paint a taco on their face.
Me: I'm totally going to get some, but I don't know if I should bring a paintbrush.
Friend: Why would you bring a paintbrush?
Me: Because she might want a Pablo Picasso.
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The result of a picasso bra or botched cosmetic surgery.
That bra gives her picasso boobs!
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Legend has it that Pablo Picasso produced a sketch on a napkin in thirty-seconds and then demanded one-million dollars for it. Ludicrously high prices have been paid for real-world napkin doodles simply because a celebrity produced it.
So, a Picasso's Napkin is when something of little inherent worth or value, that took little time, effort, or talent to make, and that most likely could be made by just about anyone, is produced, and yet is over-esteemed as a great work of art or over-valued at a high price simply because of a name attached to the work or the name of a person who produced it.
That Red Solo Cup song by Toby Keith is such a Picasso's Napkin, any drunken frat guy could have made it and posted it to You Tube and no one would have noticed, but TOBY KEITH acting like a drunken frat guy, ahhhh, now that's brilliant!
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