Random
Source Code
Random
a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
18👍 10👎
Two guys are going at it hard, and one of them blows they're load into the other guys ass and mixes it with quick dry cement, then fucks it in deeper and deeper and finally the guy shits it out onto the other guys chest. Later this will be made into a new but plug.
Last night Josh and Christian did the New Hampshire Piledriver, they ended up in the ER
7👍 5👎
Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.
can't believe i'm actually being teleporto-spin-piledriver'D for the 587th time today!
2👍 1👎
When a Skinny white chick is getting plowed in both the mouth and in the ass. The ass is covered by a big buff black man and the mouth is taken by an insane russian who wants to make this chick his bitch. so this chick is basically getting smashed
Did you hear how Alex and Josh gave Rebecca the Reverse Russian Piledriver?
9👍 17👎
When a woman is being fucked in the piledriver position. The the man ejaculates and pools his cum in the crevice of her ass and pussy.
The man then allows the cums to drip down onto the face and mouth of the woman that is below. This is a Canadian piledriver waterfall.
My girlfriend was in a piledriver position when I came. So I dripped my cum all over her face giving her a canadian piledriver waterfall.
2👍 1👎
The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
27👍 5👎