A yummy yellow fruit accompanied with spikes to protect itself. They are not too expensive.
Jimmy bought a pineapple for his wife.
"Ow! The pineapple juice splat into my eyes!" Jill screamed.
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A word used by someone to disguise the name of the person they are talking about.
girl 1: OMGGGGG! look at pineapple.
girl2:oh hes so hot:
girl 3: Actually if you take your dialated fucking eyes away from pineapple and look at Strawberry maybe you will fall in love. AGAIN
girl 1,2 and 3: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES SO FINEEEEEEEE
*all run to strawberry and "FAINT" on him
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-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.
Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!
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A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.
Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia
"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"
"Trev got a pineapple this morning"
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Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
Person 1: whats you religion?
Person 2: Pineappleism.
Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!
Person 2:(not really a religion though).
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A funny expression or phrase from the super funny hit movie Pineapple Express.
Saying that someone is your BFFF is an example of a Pineappleism.
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