pineapples

Why are you looking up the definition of pineapple, go out outside for once

PINEAPPLES

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Pineapple

How do you not know what a pineapple you fucking idiot

It is a pineapple you fucking idiot

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Pineapple

A yummy yellow fruit accompanied with spikes to protect itself. They are not too expensive.

Jimmy bought a pineapple for his wife.

"Ow! The pineapple juice splat into my eyes!" Jill screamed.

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pineapple

A word used by someone to disguise the name of the person they are talking about.

girl 1: OMGGGGG! look at pineapple.
girl2:oh hes so hot:
girl 3: Actually if you take your dialated fucking eyes away from pineapple and look at Strawberry maybe you will fall in love. AGAIN
girl 1,2 and 3: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HES SO FINEEEEEEEE
*all run to strawberry and "FAINT" on him

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A Pineapple

-A Pineapple is an ex you really hate or despise after breaking up with them.
-Sometimes used to describe someone that is seemingly sweet but prickly on the outside.

Genny: Did you hear Kristin and Claire broke up last night?
Galeela: Yeah! I heard Kristin called Claire a Pineapple!
Genny: Omg, I never thought Claire was so prickly!

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pineapple

A large oval-shaped, spikey fruit that is theoretically rammed up somebodys arse by a superior when somebody fucks up at work.

Origin: Underground coal mining industry- Newcastle, Australia

"I'm going to get a pineapple over that"

"Trev got a pineapple this morning"

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Pineapple

Code word for butthole

I cut his pineapple in half with my dick

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