Ping ping pong

A game beloved by all, but mastered by few. Modeled after the classic game Ping pong with several differences. On a serve, the ball may only hit the opposing players side. During rallies, the ball must hit both sides of the table. Not fully tested, but it is believed that skill and satisfaction increased when playing while intoxicated.

Shane: Yo Jeff, do you want to play some Ping pong?
Jeff: Fuck that! Lets play a mans game, Ping Ping pong!
Shane: Damn! I suck, but gee it sure is fun!

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PING

The universal sound for doing something you're not supposed to be doing

You're buying a wedding ring and you tell your gf that you're playing golf so your friends make golf sounds in the backgroung... PING!

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ping

In Magic: The Gathering, the act of using a creature's ability to inflict one point of damage.

I'll ping the taunting elf for one to kill it.

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Ping

A phrase used by many 16 year olds around the country, particularly by E.P.H.S students to describe one's ability to run fast.

Elliot: How did you get here so fast? We were walking and it took us 20 mins.
Connor: I was just pinging the whole way here on my bike, took 5 mins.

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ping

The noise created by ovulation triggered by thoughts of an attractive man

*PING* (when thinking about Derren Brown)

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pinge

A derivative of 'Thinge'
A Pinge is
1.something cute, loveable and possibly small and furry. Often the said item will have eccentric qualities also.
2. A nickname used as a term of affection for a person/object that comes under that description.

A pet or a girlfriend/boyfriend could be described as 'My Pinge'etc.

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pinged

Being hit repeatedly after one responds positively to a request.
Being hit repeatedly.

Tom: Billy, you coming to the party?
Billy: Yes.
Tom: So you sure you coming to the party for sure?
Billy: Yes

Billy pinged Tom until he drew blood.

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