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Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 19, 2014


Go pinocchio

When you sleep with a girl that ugly you are forced to lie about it to move on with your life

It was a desperate time in my life I had to go pinocchio

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018


Reverse Pinocchio

When you fuck her from the inside and your penis is comming out from her vagina.

Dude, we pulled out reverse Pinocchio last night... its was sick

by cr8g October 23, 2018


Luca Pinocchio

not the tiniest of niggas, but he is always hoes before bros, and will grow up to be a wife beater.

Daquan : Damn bro you see that foo
Tyrone: Yeah the guy beating his girlfriend, yeah thats Luca Pinocchio

by A Nigga Drinking A Capri Sun October 17, 2019


Pinocchio Publishing

This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.

How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a “Pinocchio Publishing” company?

by Fasters April 22, 2022

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pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 23, 2014


Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.

Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!

by Nonna biz! September 27, 2021