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when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.
John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.
when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine
“Can I hit your juul?”
“Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”
The Forbidden Fruit of the Garden of Eden that Eve bit into. So tasty that God wanted them all for himself.
Tonight I will have Tide Pods for dinner and God gonna wanna stop by.
I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.
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NOT "invented by internet forum users." It's a phrase that's been in use for a couple hundred years. It means alike with a connotation of close. Like BFFs that have exactly the same tastes and wear the same clothes.
"Those two are just like peas in a pod."
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A reference to the bleach detergent “tide-pods” : a liquid/ drinkable form of bleach
She pulled up to calculus with a bag of tide pods, and everyone wanted some.
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