poo

A gooey, hot, succulent, juicy substance that sometimes makes you want to cry...like when it's just stuck there in your butt...maybe buttsex will help? Ofc it will!

Todd: "TELL THAT POO WHOSE BOSS, NATE!"
Nate: "It's stuck! I want my mommy!"

Mommy: "Buttsexxxx!"

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poo

bad tasting chocolate

poo is bad chocolate

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Poo

known as: Shit, Crap, Arse Waste, Shite, etc...

the Poo list:

<The Factory> - when you eat too much and the poo collects, like a factory
<The Liquidator> - when you ingest a full few gallons of water, so the poop comes out as a liquid
<The Fiery load> - when you ingest hot food and the result is dry, irritating poop, rather than hot
<The Sweetcorn> - when you eat a lot of corn and not all of it has been absorbed, so the ones not absorbed are in, or around, the shite
<The Killa> - when you eat too much and the result can potentially kill you
<The Orgasmo> - when you try to shite, but end up shiteing with constant moans and groans, and then eject-ulate
<The Packed Snow> - after a wild night of having cum thrown into your arse, you shite white shite instead of brown shite
<The Grazer> - when the shite grazes your inside and you shite bloody shite
<The Bladdoshaker> - when you shite, but during the shite, you involuntarily take a piss as well
<The Bunny> - when you shite pellets instead of clumps
<The Wider one> - when your shite looks wider than it is long
<The Stranded> - when one shite is strung to another by a string, common to string eaters
<The Drinker's load> - when discarded beer mixes with your shite, turning it into a shade of yellow
<The Snake, The Spring> - when your shite coils up

i had to shit what making this list

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poo

Poo is another word for 'shit'
But the difference about poo and shit is that poo sounds funnier while shit is for the cool guys.
So if you look on poo from a cool guy you will not see poo but shit.
Poo can be used for many gret sentences. For example:

Poo in your shoe
Poo, Mama Loo
I want to poo you

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POO

"Pursue Other Opportunities" - to be downsized, laid off, made redundant -- in a way that looks benign, but actually may be very humiliating

"After 4 years of value service, DJC left the company to pursue other opportunities." In reality, he POO'ed.

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poo

i word often written on anything remotely possible to write on.

i wrote poo on matty's english coursework
lorins only use of expressing herself

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poo

This particular definition of poo originates from one of the corner rooms of Tartu. This room exhibits extra space, where the organziation of MBA can be played (Mini-Basketball Association). "Poo" is a derivate of the game "Horse", except it has fewer letters, so the game is shorter. When a player makes a shot of some form, the other player must do the exact same in order to avoid spelling out the word. Each miss corresponds to a letter in "Poo", with a maximum of 3 misses until the game is over. Such an amazing game can only be called "Poo" because of its origination from the ghetto lands of Tartu.

BoLigz: I challenge you to a game of Poo.
McLigz: Alright, lets go... I think its done!
BoLigz: Oh man! I lost!! I guess you're the wingner!
McLigz: I know, and I crown you the wigner.
BoLigz: Flick Flick Fluck!!!

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