Poop

something everybody enjoys doing.......... except when having anal....

hailey : ooooooo go faster!!!
stan: (smacks ass) yeeeeesssssss
hailey : wait pull it out!!! quick !!!!!!
stan: why?
hailey: because.....(shits on dick) i have to poop....Ahhhhhhhh.
stan: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

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pooped

1: Past tense of the verb poop

2: Really tired

1: WHO DIDN’T REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL AFTER THEY POOPED?!

2: I’m gonna hop off for the night cuz I’m pooped.

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Poop

Seems like chocolate because it is I take bath in it it taste like corn

Poop comes out of ass

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poop

A corn log.
Golden brown floater.
Taking the kids to the pool.
losing weight.
A Cpt. Brown Eye Wink.
long range torpedo.

Why's poop tapered at the end? So your ass hole doesn't slam shut.

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Pooping

The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?

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the poop

A less explicit version of "the shit", but with the xact same meaning.

Aww man! That car is THE POOP!

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Poop

The BEST type of food

I love to eat my poop! It's so yummy!

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