Random
Source Code
Random
When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.
Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
5👍 2👎
When you nail a girl who is on the rag and then you finish in her mouth.
She was a real freaky girl. I wasn't even fully sold on having sex while she was on the rag, but then she went full on Sloppy Pop Tart on me. I'm never calling her again.
3👍 2👎
Pop Tart Sprinking is when you're banging a pop tart (n. Slang term used for a slutty virgin in her early teens who everyone expects will get knocked up soon.) and just before you cum, you pull out and sprinkle your man juice all over her ..adding your own special brand of sprinkles.
I had to go Pop Tart Sprinkling because that little bitch wasn't on a any birth control
6👍 5👎
A Japanese Pop-Tart is when you ejaculate in your partner's butt crack, smush the cheeks together, heat it up with a hair dryer, and eat it.
"Yo man I gave D'amneesha the MEANEST Japanese Pop-Tart last night!"
11👍 13👎
When you get home from a night of drinking, open a package of pop tarts in your bed, and eat half of one before passing out. You then proceed to wake up in the morning with pop tarts crumbs all over your bed and at least one unscathed pop tart beside you.
Ron: I can't believe I got pop tart drunk again last night, there are crumbs all over my bed!
Jim: Yeah I hate that but at least it wasn't peanut butter.
a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate
mexican pop tarts will mess u up
18👍 26👎