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Alternative description for Vagina. This particular vagina is usually extremely deep and very wide.
I couldn't fill Janine up, her snatch was like a pork crevice.
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The act of a man having anal sex with a girl and then removing it to ejaculate inside her mouth while she is giving him a blow job.
You're a naughty girl. I am sure you want some flavored pork.
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To jerk off and cum inside an empty pack of Newport cigarettes.
Charlie was so fucked up last night, man. After we finished smoking, he went into the bathroom and proceeded to Pork a Port.
A short, stocky man with a shaved head. Close to pensionable age but believes himself to be young and with-it. Drives a small white van. He thinks its cool to cook food outside with his drag-act "girlfriend", believing that sharing a garlic bread at a green plastic table is all that is required for a barbecue. Also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly and The Arsehole.
Pork Scotch is a total twat
Its gay to wear a buffalo hat
Your girlfriend's really a man in drag
Your boring face makes people gag
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A boring old man that has a shaved head where there is a bald spot at the top-back and the hair surrounding it is spirally. Pork Scotch is the name of the hairstyle but the bloke is called a Pork Scotch aswell.When the boring old bastard speaks to you, you feel suicidal with boredom. He wears a cowboy hat-shaped buffalo skin hat. He has terrible tast in clothing, he sits outside in the back garden and thinks its cool and fun to have a bbq evryday wearing a hawaiian-like shirt with horrible, boring shorts reading a paper with his wife that looks like a man in drag. Pork Scotch is also known as Mr Boring, Mr Ugly, and The Arsehole. His real name is Max (AKA Pork Scotch)
MONK: Look at The Arsehole. The clothes are terrible! Ugly, Ugly old bastard!
DAD: I know. Look, he´s sitting at the table in the garden with his back to us so we get a good view of the Pork Scotch
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An mp3 player used by fat ugly security guards who think they're cool.
Look at that fat old twat with an iPod.
You're talking stupid. That fat twat is Pork Scotch.
Ah! So its a Pork Pod!
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