When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.
Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.
You almost hit that car! You're giving me a fucking salty porkchop!
When you finish in your partners mouth, your so eager to want some more, you start tickling your partner, thus laughing so hard, the load comes rocketing out of his or her nose
Chad made Kyle a Mexican Porkchop
Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.
Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop
A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties
A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man
Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display
Asking someone to perform oral sex on you.
Hey babe, you think before dinner you could cook my porkchop?
to remove a condom then put it back on and use it; sometimes even inbtween partners,; it is called a "wet porkchop" because the condom is filled with male fluids making his porkchop (penis) wet before intercourse.
I have sexual relations with so many women i have to wet porkchop some chicks, itjust makes sense.