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When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.
After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.
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an object that is plated with vaginal skin.
Miles: Hey Chester, look at that airplane over there.
Prope: Yes Miles, its a poon plated porkie airplane.
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The sexual act of fingering a girl's vagina while she defecates. The fingerer is able to feel the logs and nuggets sliding out of her rectum through the thin vaginal wall, as well as feeling the wonderful contractions of her vagina as she pushes the steaming dooky out.
After smoking some high-quality Northeast Oklahoma meth, Brad gave white-trash queen Shauna a Pryor Creek porky pie in the Walmart bathroom.
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Its a type of dreams which you have when you crave pork its rare but still i have it when i watch nikocado avocado not when he eats but when i see him and liverpool i hate you
Sigma = I had porky dreams last night
Beta =oh yoh must have craved pork then !
Sigma =who?
Beta =what who ?
Sigma =who asked?
Beta =you asked
Sigma = i never asked you i told you
“SIGMA MALE MUSIC STARTS TO PLAY ”
A sexual act that entails lubing up a prolapse of the anus with pork fat, lard, or bacon grease, and then performing fellatio on the pink sock.
She bought the good bacon so we can do the porky slorp later tonight.
To "Porky Pig" is to declare that's all folks and get the eff out.
Past participle To have "Porky Pigged"
Shit was about to go down so I Porky Pigged the eff out.
Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.
The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom