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Watching a fidget spinner spin while you ride a hover board and vape
Wow look at him he is doing porn and he is good at it
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Girl:- why are you covering your laptop with your blanket?
Boy:I was watching porn
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Something naughty, yet fun. And if your really looking up porn on Urban Dictionary. com, you need to get a life
Dude I found some good porn last night!
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The best thing god ever invented. Videos with a lot of nudity,
cocksucking, blowjobs, lesbians,
orgasms, cumshots, moaning. Mainly intended to masturbate to.
13 year old: Aw fuck! Oh! Oh! Oh! (Screams and moans)
(Door opens)
Mother: What the hell are you doing?
13 year old: Get the fuck out! I'm watching porn!
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A picture, video, or story that contains sexual activity.
Second most beautiful thing in the universe (aside from actual sex).
Used to satisfy horny shitheads who can't get any.
John greeted his crush school with a box of chocolates and flowers. Kate kissed him, because she's been in love with him since she laid eyes on him. They leaned against the wall and made out and joy started groping her. She sighed and he knew he could get some. He led her behind the bleachers and kissed her madly. He ripped off her flannel shirt and she ripped his apart. Kate kissed his abs and unbuttoned his jeans and slipped off his boxers. She have him an amazing blow job and he cummed a over her and she swallowed every last bit. A little got on her boobs but he licked it right off. Then he got her out of her pants and slipped a finger in her. She smiled and demanded he eat her out. He obliged, and then kissed her to put all her cum in her mouth, because he hated it. She smiled. She layed down and told him to fuck her right there right now or she would tell the whole school he's a virgin. John got in her and rode her till the school bell rang. The basketball team came in and Kate, being the slut she is, let every last one of them get a turn on her.
I hope this porn made you horny or satisfied you I know writing this made me horny as fuck.
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A magical place, where you can JERK OFF WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT WHILE BEING CAUGHT U GET A VIRUS
this is where all the horny kids to is going to porn sites
Ivan: Hey Boris u wanna watch tv?
Boris: Yeah
(Walks into the room)
(Hooks up pc to tv)
(types pornhub.com)
Boris: O no not porn
Ivan: Jerks off in Boris face
me: end me
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why the fuck would you search this up
"im going to search porn in the urban dictionary"🤓
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