When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.
I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.
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(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.
Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin
Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula
Put some Neptuneโs Poseidon Powder in the patty.
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I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.
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A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.
My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!
Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.
Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.
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A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident
The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.
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