Random
Source Code

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

58๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


deep throat Poseidon

(v.) to imbibe a bottle of water very quickly and continuously until the entire beverage has been consumed.

Dude, Matt, did you see Jeff deep throat Poseidon?....yeah niccee!! mattwin

by LuciferSam1967 May 18, 2010


Neptuneโ€™s Poseidon Powder

Cocaine
Krabby Patty secret formula

Put some Neptuneโ€™s Poseidon Powder in the patty.

by TheEmperorOfLightSLO January 15, 2019

287๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Neptune's Poseidon Powder

Crushed clam shells.

I love my Krabby Patties with that crunchy secret ingredient called cocaine or Neptune's Poseidon Powder.

by We are at Harvard University. January 15, 2019

61๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poseidon's French Kiss

A variation of the traditional Poseidon's Kiss with the added enhancement of water actually entering the anal cavity.

My barn doors didn't shut fast enough and I got a Poseidon's French Kiss!

by Slimcady August 2, 2022


Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 3, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poseidon's Three-Way

A sexual act involving three men. Named so after the three points on Poseidon's trident

The Jonas brothers just finished a three hour Poseidon's Three-Way.

by Feicstur March 23, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž