Pot will

When a friend says if he/she ever stops smoking they will give you all of their smoking stuff, officially deeming you soul heir to all his pot and pot related items.

"If I ever stop smoking, I'll give you all of my drug stuff."
"Really?"

"Yea Man I officially write you into my pot will."

pot

A pot is a homosexual. It's the abbreviation of potter. Particularly used in Flanders.

It's mostly said while making the pot-sign, which is slapping with one hand on the fist of the other. But the pot-sign alone can be sufficient.

(silent, making the pot-sign): That guy is definitely a pot!

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pot

something you put a flower in

i guess we could plant this daisy in that pot over there!

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pots

POTS is an acronym for: pussy on the side.

Why get married when I have my pots?

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Potted

To be fired from ones place of employment.

Also, to get potted.

"I got potted the other week, now I've got to look for a new job in a recession, devastated!"

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Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...

Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

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pot

something found at local craft stores or garden related shops to successfully procreate plant life in your home.

1. Let's go to Garden Ridge and get some POTs!

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