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Busting a nut when you stoned is a Premium Nut Bust
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a quote from mister tommyinnit
+tommy gives tubbo_ some blue wool+
tommyinnit: blue premium bond
tubbo_: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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The act of dipping your penis into snow and then reiciving head while warm water is tossled around in the cock suckers mouth.
Everyone wants a Premium Snow Jobber from the Posse Of The Dirty Dale.
Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.
Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".
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When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .
Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .
When it's valentines day but you're single. Pornhub is there to cheer you up by giving everyone free week premium.
Gnoblin: You got a valentine
Gnome: Nope, but I do have my free pornhub premium
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Are a new brand of premium nut’s by bubba. We sell weird exotic nut’s, also we sell nut juices.
I am sitting on a bed eating bubba’s premium nut’s