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When a man gets up quickly, not realizing that one of his testicles has slipped outside of his underwear. The testicle gets a slight squeeze when he moves, causing a flash of pain.
John jumps up from the couch, then groans and grabs at his groin. His friends look at him curiously, asking "What's wrong with you?" John says "Oh fuck, that was a nasty egg press", & limps from the room.
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The act of pressing one's penis against the window of a moving car in a show of disrespect to other drivers.
Big Bob was so pissed off when the Ford Explorer passed him on the shoulder, that he instructed Johnny Ola to give him a "pressed pickle" when he pulled up alonside the Ford at the next traffic light.
(euphemism) giving someone a hickey
yo dawg, they were hella pressing necks last night. i can totally see the bruises on both of them
Pressing your wiener against a window.
"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton
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commonly used as a response online especially in twitter. the response basically tells haters that no matter how much they continue to hate you, you're superior; they can't do anything about it and you won't change yourself or your opinions because of what they say- therefore, they remain pressed.
toxic user: no offense but you're not attractive and a weirdo
user: stay pressed hoe *insert gif*
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The act of a man pressing his genitalia on any part of a woman in a social setting. This is done in an effort to arouse the female and will hopefully lead to obtaining a phone number or a hook-up.
I was at the bar with my girlfriends last night and this fugly guy kept junk pressing me. It was nasty.