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The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.
Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.
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When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.
Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".
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the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each pussy-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her pussy-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the pussy-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
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Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.
Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!
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The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.
Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.
Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.
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Mussy print is a man version of a pussy print another term for dick print pretty much
Damn when you got a mussy print like that I can't deny it babe
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To hit the bare penis on the forehead of a newly arrived member to the group or unit. An initiation enacted when new members attend their first FTA. Occasionally after being chased across the Mojave Desert and are completely expended of energy and the will to fight or flight any longer. The person is held on the ground flat on their back while the hog printer hits the forehead of the hog printee with his bare penis. Sometimes after the penis is pressed upon a stamp pad of black ink a hog stamp is created. The hog stamp is used to mark the forehead of the ones that claim it will not happen to them. May only be conducted by those previously printed into the group.
Sometimes the result of a good rooting
What the hell's a hog print? Oh you will find out. It will take more than just you guys to hog print me!
Bring the ink pad we're gonna hog print this fucker!
After rooting the dumbass we decided to hog print him.
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