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When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.
I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.
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or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.
Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!
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A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.
Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!
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A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.
I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.
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having aliens put a hoopa joop in your ass, which makes a satellite come out of your ass, being under alien control, and fart fire.
The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
When someone sends you a text and as soon as you respond, they call you.
Mom: Goodmorning!😀(text probe)
Me: GM
(4 seconds elapse)
Phone rings: Mom Calling