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When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.
I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.
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or ERP meaning sexual intercourse of the anal variety.
Hey baby! You're in for some Extra Recticular Probing tonight!
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A instance in which you or someone you know is owned so badly that they feel it for days later. Sometimes these victims don't know they have been subject to probing and may feel that they have been abducted by aliens.
Yo my ass still hurts. maybe i got abducted by them aliens. Na quip u got probed by that baller last week!
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A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.
I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.
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The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.
Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.
The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
The effort journalists and tv hosts make to get the people they interview to cry on camera. The emotional response gets media attention and drives ratings. emotion, crying, drama, if it bleeds it leads, media, journalism, soap opera, bating, interview
I get so sick of these tv hosts trying to get natural disaster victims to cry about the loss of their homes. It's so opportunistic and disgusting, this probing emotions crap is just wrong-this is what journalism has become.