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Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.
Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.
Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.
David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.
Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋
She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
❤
I always love Professor Maryam to the moon and back.
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Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!
Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.
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A member of the hip hop group, X Clan
Professor X raps with X Clan.
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A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
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