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An archetypal American elderly man who inexplicably finds himself in Japan.
"Is he married to a Japanese woman?" "No, I think he's just another Professor Gardner."
A prank, pulled on your spectacle-wearing friend, after he passes out. Once asleep, take aforementioned eye glasses, and place directly above your cock and balls. This will give the appearance of a sort of face; with the glasses serving as eyes, your dick being a nose, and your balls serving as jowels. Take a picture of The Nutty Professor, and send a copy to your friend, and whoever else you deem worthy. Make sure to tell all recipients of the sent photograph, who the spectacles belong to.
Look!! Chad's passed out! Quick, give me his glasses so I can do The Nutty Professor!!
Alluding to a person's professional embarrassment of their last name.
Student 1: My online math teacher's name is Mrs. Gaylord.
Student 2: No way, man! I bet that's why she teaches online courses.
Student 1: Yeah, it seems very Professor Poopypants.
Man with a killer bulge down in his pants. One look at his dick is life changing, and all the girls are looking at Professor Bulge!
Damn Professor Bulge is sitting right next to Angela, that lucky slut.
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She knows what she wants. She is good at what she do. She is charming, sexy, funny, and delicious. 😋
She has such a positive charisma that everybody is looking after her. She makes the man with her the happier one in the world. She is so smart. 😇 She takes everbody's breath. 💞 She always knows how to surprise her love. 🥰
I believe she loves this quote from Romeo and Juliet play:
The glittering moments shine like virgin gold
I see that you love me. Ah! You smile because I see it!
The spirit of LOVE flies above us
❤
I always love Professor Maryam to the moon and back.
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A member of the hip hop group, X Clan
Professor X raps with X Clan.
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A circumcised male who has decided he would have rather had an uncircumcised penis.
"My kid is definitely not getting circumcised; I'm not a fucking penis cutter!" yelled Steve, the Professor of Smegmatics
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