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The execution of an extremely satisfying bowel movement. A wholesome dump.
Dawg, after the chowing down at that churrasco, I needed to let go of a "nature's promise". Feeling ten pounds lighter.
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A ring of any shape and size as long as it’s not from a gum machine that portray you marrying he/or she in the near future. Most likely you two will never marry or you would have given her an engagement ring
Baby, with this promise ring. I promise that some day, don't know when or don't know how but we will get married...Now close the door,it's getting a little chilly
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This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".
Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.
Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)
Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?
Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)
*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *
*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *
The End!!!😃
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I would like to get inside her promised land.
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A promise made while your penis is inside a person to that other person. Akin to pinkey promise but it is ten times a legit.
Justin: "Oh god I want to spend the rest of my life with you!"
Megan: "Swear?"
Justin: "Penis Promise."
Megan: "Good."
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To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.
I pinky promise I won't tell him.
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A sincere, meaningful promise with full intention of carrying out its parameters. Lasts for 24-48 hours or until tempted to break it, like swearing to never drink again after a night of excessive drunkenness.
"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."
"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."
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