protein paint

n. Semen. v. to but a nut; typically on someone.

Then I pulled out an liberally protein painted her slutty face.

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protein tsunami

Cumshot or ejaculation. A massive load on the face or breasts of a woman.

"Jason doused that girl with a protein tsunami."

"Pornstars love protein tsunamis."

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Protein Shake

A cup full of spermies. Yum!

Mmm... delicious.

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Protein Stick

The aftermath of your nail clipping. All of the little shreds of what was once your nail is now referred to as Protein Sticks.

Hey man can you please stop leaving your nail clippings everywhere?

No, let my protein sticks be free.

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protein shake

Slang for male ejaulate (semen), especially as a result of oral sex.

This term probably came into being upon the meeting of bodybuilder culture and its emphasis on whey- and other protein-based powders (dissolved in liquid resluting in a flavored milkshake-like drink), with contemporary gay culture.

Todd, come to my house after school. We'll hole up in my room and do some heavy lifting, hopefully ending in a protein shake or two winks.

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protein sock

a sock, usually a tube sock, that a guy jerks off into.

I wabted to make a protein sock, so I too off a sock and jerked away. The I shot my load into my sock.

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Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

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