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The constant bitching of a female with a high voice.
Samantha: Take out the trash do the dishes and clean the counters.
Mike: Ok but you need to stop with the Pterodactyl Screams
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a small boy, usually a freshman, who looks like a baby pterodactyl when they charge at you with a dodgeball. Baby pterodactyls never go out when you hit them.
Person 1: Dude wtf i just hit baby pterodactyl.
Baby pterodactyl: nehhhhh
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What Tavis does with his hands when he gets really drunk...fingers stuck together and pointed, resembling a pterodactyl's wings, flapping may accompany this along with tapping on counters and random, inappropriate conversations.
Kate: How drunk was he last night?
Ash: Oh, it was bad...the pterodactyl hands were flying!
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When a man is doing a woman 'doggy-style' and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her vagina contracts and his orgasm is more intense.
I don't think I'll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn't appreciate the Terre Haute Pterodactyl I laid on her last night.
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Having to pee like a mother f#cker
I have to pee like a ten dick pterodactyl
HPV - A virus commonly mistaken for the less popular Human Papillomavirus.
Human Pterodactyl Virus comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours. After 3 consecutive hours, you're head bursts and transforms into a Pterodactyl's head, and you make high pitched screeching noises at random. Wings may or may not protrude from the victims back, as this hideous malformation comes from watching Pterodactyl's, live or dead, for more than 3 consecutive hours with a pink or green wine bottle on your head.
"His wing span had become over 30 feet after he was diagnosed with Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"I don't talk to that nasty mug, he has Human Pterodactyl Virus"
"Human Pterodactyl Virus caused him to drive the bus into the wall at 50 miles an hour while screeching at an ear-bleeding level."
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Used to define extreme mental maladies.
More emphatic version of batshit crazy
Hey, Britney Spears has gone batshit crazy.
No, she's more like Pterodactyl shit crazy.
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