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A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair
Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass
The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.
Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.
When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice
Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed
Person 2: lol m8
When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.
The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!
when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.
Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez
2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.
2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.
A pregnant woman who's pregnancy was once un-noticeable, but spontaniously grew.
person 1: Woah! over thanksgiving break, mrs. teacher really grew! I didnt know she was pregnant?
person 2: Yeah, womb puberty really hit her hard.
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a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.
Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.
Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.
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