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When you give a cop a blow job after he ate a dozen donuts
She was exhausted after puffing the donut.
Pizza puffs are a Chicago delicacy. A tortilla like pizza dough is smothered with Mozzarella Cheese and pizza sauce laced with crumbled Italian sausage. It is then wrapped into a rectangular shape and deep fried.
"I was going to pick up a puff and a beef sandwich, once around the pool, when I realized that I'd be in full recline. I bought another puff instead and went full-on pizza puffing during the game.
Slang term for pouring milk into a public toilet right before a shit where one doesn't flush, so that the next bathroom occupant can feast their eyes on a frothy bowl of America's favorite breakfast cereal.
God damnnnnn Clarence, you had a real streak there, Cocoa Puffing the shit out of your entire high school!
when someone puts cocaine and marijuana on a guy's dick that just got done with anal sex with some shit leftover on it, then proceeds to light the dick on fire then smokes it
Pablo just gone done krinkle puffing Jamie's sister, and his house burnt down.
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Puffed Protogen Day Takes Place on May 7
Where if u know a protogen.. Make em Bigger,
Puff em, make Em Pudgy, Do whatever!
Just make sure they end the Day Off Bigger than How they Started It!
The Wolf Nudged the Protogen's Shoulder and Said "hey.. you know what today is?"
"huh?" the protogen replied, "its Puffed Protogen Day~" the Wolf Said,
Acronym for Paloma Urban Fashion, a Spanish haute couture brand created by Pigeon Cost in collaboration with Andrew War.
'Say it, John, say it. PUF'
'Puf'