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pulp fiction is the best movie since "good burger". this movie changed my life. i was once a white pharmacist from north dakota and i watched pulp fiction and suddenly i was a black gangster from L.A in a fance suit eating a ham sandwich with some white dude with long black hair and there was a glass of orange juice in my pocket and a naked man holing sparkelers in the window singing "Oh Canada"! try explaing that one to your lunch table.
steve: hey wanna go watch plup fiction?
stevedave: nah that movie sucks!
(steve devouers stevedave's soul wich kinda looks like a pair of adidas sandles)
stevedave:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(steve puts on the sandles and skipps away singing lets stay together by "al green"
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A cheap made porno. Usually ripping off a successful Hollywood movie or production.
Yeah man this weekend all I did was watch pornos.
Ah yes a Pulp Dicktion weekend.
When a group of people are collectively, dick riding
You guys are nut pulping them so hard rn
Things in orange juice that are really not supposed to be there. Usually seamen. Often mistaken for pulp.
WTF? This aint pulp, this is pulp-fiction. (vomits back in orange juice to contribute to the shit that already is in the container)
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When you piss off and alienate superfluous family members by calling them "bitch", this is what the bitch's husband beats you into.
Bloody pulp bloody pulp. Don't say bitch.
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1. A Ram's Horn menu item that includes all of the breakfast items possible in one and optionally served with a firecracker on top, formerly known as the Paul Bunyan.
2. A rare un-google-able vegetable often craved by people with horrible hearing disorders.
I though he was ordering a Paul Bunyan; however, I was shocked to find a Pulp Onion on his plate.
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