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Anti-Pun

(n.) An anti-pun is a totally random statement or comment--made when in the midst of Punning-- that is made to sound like a real pun. But It's Really Not!
This can be quite effective if done right; fellow punsters may try to get it at first, but the joke's on them--it's not a joke!

(Two students are making Geology puns)
Student 1: Geology Rocks, but it's a pretty Hard subject
Student 2: Haha Gneiss puns
Student 1: Wow i'm FLOORED
Student 2: ha? . . . wait that was an anti-pun. You got me!

by juanmarcos February 23, 2011

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Pun-ishment

Noun. The annoyance of hearing consecutive lame puns--such as the word being defined. (Verb: to pun-ish)

3 bad puns in a row is pun-ishment

by Edgar Spelling April 16, 2008

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turbo pun

A pun of such velocity, that it is more then just you're father's silly pun, it is deemed a turbo pun (as seen in "powerthirst").

Turbo pun - "Energy for men! Menergy!"...."Turn that every-man into a BEVERYMAN. Bevery stands for beverage!!"

by silly12philly September 21, 2009

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Big Pun

An awesome M.C., who died a tragic death in 1998, robbing the world of another artist.

I'm a mexican guy, and ladies call me a "fluffy gordito", and I also rap a lot. Big Pun was one of my many inspirations to get into rapping, and it's due to him and others that my skills are coming so well along.

Props to Big Pun, may he rest in peace.

by Dr. Tony April 15, 2004

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Big Pun

puerto rican rapper probably one of the best rappers. died february 1998 from a heart attack.

RIP Big Pun

by Dong Woo October 28, 2003

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double pun

1. a play on words that occurs when a person makes a pun within a pun, often followed by great excitement and a sense of accomplishment for the person who told it. this is a very powerful pun.

2. an extended pun, not limited by frequency of occurrence

person 1: i was banging my girlfriend so hard during titanic, i missed the ending. what happened?

person 2: loose lips sink ships.

person 1: dude, that was a double pun. touche.

by dan trainor March 20, 2007

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Pun Mati

Hindi female name that translates to Guardian in English. A girl named Pun Mati may be persevering and independent but deep down she really just wants someone alleviate the weight on her shoulders. Someone to be dependant to not because she is unable to fend for herself but because she and her dependant are loving and trusting enough of each other to let each other be dependants. Pun Mati is also usually very beautiful and is stubborn to admit to it, so anyone that cares should remind her often.

A busy lifestyle and a plethora of friends usually envelop her time, smart girls don't sit around and do nothing after all! She will still always find a way to look good and dress snazzy though unnecessary with her natural good looks.

Guy 1: Hey that girl that helps you with your homework is pretty.
Guy 2: Don't yaar, that's Pun Mati.
Guy 1: I don't care... she's worth it.
Guy 2: Nah man get yourself a Kristy.

by Copolen November 7, 2010

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