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Baby-Punting is a traditional sport in Nigeria, where you have to kick a baby a certain distance, and who ever gets the closest to said distance wins.
Bob: Man, Baby-Punting should be in the Olympics....
James: Bob, what the fuck?
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The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.
I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.
Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.
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A horizontal guillotine running on a track supported by FOUR posts. Your head goes between the tracks. As the guillotine blade approches, a light notifies you to begin a swift kicking motion (Put all you have into it!) An arm is triggered as the blade passes which pushes your detached head forward, making contact with your extended leg. The best case scenario is you punt your own severed head into the grand canyon. (Very difficult to achieve as you only get one try.)
The guillotine punt is a real “kick” to try!
V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.
Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.
I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.
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An extreme kick to the balls, involving a running start for added momentum, as well as backwards arm thrust for improved balance and positioning. Ideally, the victim will be propelled upwards and back away from the punter, while making a series of very contorted faces and a loss of breath will occur. Occasionally, this can result in ruptured testicles, but in most cases is a good entertaining break from day to day boredom, for everyone around!
"Whoa that dude just got severely nut punted!" as victim is achieving liftoff
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A throw from the quarterback which ends in an interception.
University of Michigan fans would be happier if Denard Robinson, AKA D-Rob wouldn't arm punt the ball so often.
While Brett Favre finished his career with 508 touchdowns, he also loved the arm punt, with 336 interceptions.
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The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.
That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.
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