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When you get in a relation ship during quarantine (COVID-19) for the duration of the quarantine and after it’s over you guys break up
Quarantine is over now I guess you can’t be my quarantine bae no more
The actual amount of weight that you gain while thinking that you are only packing on the Quarantine 15 during Covid lockdown, lack of exercise, energy, and pure will to live.
Damn, I knew that this Quarantine 15 was gonna turn into Quarantine 50! Now I can't get a date and I need a whole new wardrobe. FML!
Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)
Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine
The look some one gives you during a quarantine that says if this is the end lets get naked.
My neighbor never appealed to me before but she gave me the quarantine eyes and right now I've got my fear goggles on so giddy up.
Severely chapped or red-raw penis caused by masturbating to pass the time whilst in quarantine.
“How’s quarantine going? You having some time off work?”
“Not well man, I’m so bored I’m developing a serious case of quarantine dick.”
When you spend so long in isolation that you start getting overcome with horny thoughts and can’t help but go after sexy times with folks you never would in normal times
Aishanee come down wit dat quarantine thirst hard lately! You see those scandalous stories she posted to da gram?!