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Quincy, Illinois

A city near the Mississippi River that is hands-down the worst place on earth.

Everyone here is either:
A)old, sick, or both
B)FSD
C)drunk or on drugs
or
D)dying to get out

Quincy is horrible. If you don't make it out by 25, you're stuck here forever. It is a cultural abyss. Trends make it here about 3 years after they've been popular everywhere else. Everyone mispronounces everything. Everyone goes deerhunting. The men have no limits to their stupidity and the girls are either super Christians or total whores.

Don't ever come here.
Please.

Quincy, Illinois is a great place to be from, but a horrible place to live.

by Miss Olive February 27, 2009

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Quincy, Illinois

The place where dreams come to die.
A cultural wasteland with no redeeming qualities.
The 'city' is pretty much ruled by crotchety old people who are easily annoyed. People are devoid of any form of entertainment besides movies, church, and eating themselves to death at the many resturaunts and bars, (They out number ALL other businesses). We have a college that requires religious courses to attend and a community college that just plain sucks....

The WEATHER makes front page news, for christ sake!

Nothing ever happens here.
Except birth, meth, teenage pregnancy, and death.
There are more dead people here than living.
Total living: 40, 100 Buried: 42,000 IN ONE cemetery!
We have at LEAST five.

Agree with definition #1. Worst place to live. Best place to die.

I REALLY hate myself;so I'll commit suicide. Drugs are too pricey, guns are too quick, and slitting my wrists too messy. I know! I'll just move to Quincy, Illinois!

by BHNight_Cook January 22, 2012

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Quincy Me

Used by a young attractive female to ask a much older man to take her out for a meal followed by sex.

Hello there Professor Thompson, I want you to Quincy Me.

by Gommy July 11, 2006

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Quincy Mumford

The lead singer of The Quincy Mumford Band that is based in the Jersey Shore. The band plays phat music and smokes a lot of bud. Quincy is openly outspoken against guidos that come to the Jersey Shore and has in fact had Ronnie and Sammi from the MTV show booed offstage at a concert where they MC'd for him.

Yo did you see Quincy Mumford the other night, he was playing some phat music and smoking a lot of bud!

by Skyline234 May 13, 2010

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quincy williams

A person who is so fucking stupid that their stupidity makes you rethink your whole life and existence

You do fucking stupid with yo Quincy Williams headass

by DNMJAY July 3, 2020


Quincy Point

The shittiest part of Quincy, MA. Located in the Eastern parts of the city, it's full of retards who juul, play sports, and fight. It's basically the world's largest teenage dick-measuring contest because everyone's trying to one-up each-other. They favorite hangout spots for the retarded teens are Victory Park and Fore River Field. The women here can range from innocent Asian girls, to annoying African girls, to whorish White girls. The only good part is probably the sea access, but that's it.

I visited Quincy Point earlier and man, what a shithole.

by OldFag69 May 20, 2021


quincy hairline

a fucked up hairline that looks like a house

man i went to the barber shop and they gave me quincy hairline

by suicidebomber July 20, 2017

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