Trump's Razor

When seeking an explanation for the behavior of Presidential "candidate" Donald J. Trump, always choose the stupidest possible explanation.

Adam: With the first Presidential debate looming, Hair Furor prepped by swapping rape stories with Roger Ailes over Cardiac Special bacon cheeseburgers.

Betsy: How do you know that?

Adam: Trump's Razor, girl. Anything else, even doing nothing, would be better prep for facing Clinton!

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Lozano's razor

The use of the 1992 film "Lawnmower Man" as the precise tipping point of film quality. Using Lozano's razor, all films but one can be categorized into two camps: "better than Lawnmower Man" or "worse than Lawnmower Man."

While she could argue the merits of the movie all night, in the end it always came down to Lozano's razor: Citizen Kane was decidedly better than Lawnmower Man.

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buy their razor

Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.

The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.

GX-RAZOR

a person who plays critical ops with a fucking controller

Man, Jeff is such a GX-RAZOR!

Cloud Razor

An angry pregnant woman you don't want to mess with.

What?! Monique killed someone?!....Yeah she was a real cloud razor.

steppin' razor

"Walking weapon", as in "I'm a walking straight-razor", don't you watch my size (be mislead by my small stature)

If you wanna live, live
I beg you treat me good
I'm like a walking razor
Don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous
- Lyrics to "Steppin' Razor by Joe Higgs, recorded by Peter Tosh

Greg's Razor

One can never achieve 100% beer efficiency. Some beers out of a 24 will always be lost to friends, frozen in the freezer, spilled, etc.

Why can Nolan never drink all of his beers? answer: Greg's Razor