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when you and a friend or stranger bang two different girls in the same bed but you and the other male have a dildo in each other’s butt
Person 1:Yo did you hear Rice and Matas pulled a spicy ritas last night?
Person 2: what!? How big was the dildo they used!
Person 1: pretty damn big rice has a gapping asshole from when he was in prison
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After a chick gives you head, to completion, she takes a shot of tequila before swallowing your load....a jiz-a-rita!
Dude, that hottie gave me great head (the first in 3 years) and then after I blew my load...she threw back a shot of Cuervo and had herself a jiz-a-rita!
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A blonde news anchor, popular in the 21st century, who's voice sounds like she just got done drinking a gallon of bleach or perhaps got punched in the throat. No relation to "Bette Davis Eyes" artist Kim Carnes.
Oh lord, I cannot possibly listen to this news anchor's raspy voice, it must be Rita Crosby
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A shitty school located in asshole of the southside Chicago, known for their scumbags who think they are hot shit by going around to parties and stealing and breaking stuff, even though it is obvious noone likes them at their parties. So, they walk around with another dudes dong on one side of the inside of their mouth and dip in the other side. Although they believe their shit don't stink, they would never engage in a fight by themselves because, well, that's just not douchebag or logical enough for them. So instead, they walk around in large groups and jump at the chance to start a fight so they can quickly jump by the largest, usually dumbest, of them all and lick his butthole until he gets aroused enough to fight for them. So, all in all, if your looking for a low end, shitty school where you are recommended to walk around with your shank, then St. Rita is the place for you! "Gooooo Ritaaaa. Right In The Ass!!"
Douchebag 1: Hey Bro, guess what?! I just finished a 75-page book today! My hand is killing me though from all the coloring.
Douchebag 2: I'm so proud of you man. I would lick your asshole right now and ask you to fight some other pussies but I just finished breaking into my Grandma's house and smashing all her shit so i'm a little tired.
Douchebag 1: St. Rita would be proud. Fuckin Mustangs man!
Douchebag 2: Community College!! Alrite!
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The best adult character on The Loud House. She is a pilot, dentist, and writer. She was also a crossing guard and taught the elementary school's writing club. She is the mother of the kids and her husband is Lynn Loud Sr.
Rita Loud is the mother of the kids from The Loud House.
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The G.O.A.T.
She is literally the reincarnation of Jesus on Earth.
Anyone who is blessed to have made contact with her will live an eternal life. (Or an eternal deadline in general)
'Thanks Ms Rita'
'Alhamdulilah! Allah bless Ms Rita'
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When you punch a girl in the nose after you ejaculate from a blow job.
I came in her mouth and gave her a "dirty rita"
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