RJ Friday

First created by the Ancient Romans, it was a customary day of celebration known as "Ora Officium deis Veneris." The weekly celebration honors the 'rim job,' or the act of licking another's butthole. Rim Job parties are customary in more modern times, and have become more well known, especially during the past few years. The once weekly holiday has become a daily festivity: RJ Mondays, RJ Tuesdays, RJ Wednesdays, RJ Thursdays, RJ Saturdays, and RJ Sundays are now celebrated worldwide. The leader of the movement, under the alias "Imma Eshol" has transformed the once obscure holiday into a nationwide phenomenon. Barack Obama, current President of the United States, was quoted as saying of the holiday, "Yes, I love RJ Day, Fridays in particular. Nothing gets you going quite like someone eating your asshole. It's incredible."

Person 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.

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dirty rj

It’s when you go to the bar and try to hit on your friends lesbian friend and then on the way home and up rear ending another dude.

Man I sure didn’t score with that girl tonight but I totally dirty RJ that guy in my parking lot

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RJ Dungo

n. A hot Pacific Islander
adj. Unrivalled sexual satisfaction

n. Damn he is so hot, he is an RJ Dungo
adj. Oh My God, that was amazing RJ Dungo sex!!

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RJ Brown

the coolest war hero to ever live.

man RJ Brown gives a mean RJ Brown (RIP RJ Brown)

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RJ D2

when robots get involved... Nuff said.

Dude: woah that was nice. next time lets bring robots. Then it'd be a real RJ D2

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RJ Gavadin

The best guy I have ever met in my entire life, the guy I gave my heart too and the guy that means everything to me. The guy that I would do anything for and the guy that I never want to lose.

See: amazing, incredible, & breath taking

Whos the most amazing guy ever?
RJ.

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Rj The laser

A really cool dude who spend his time at Five Guys and playing Halo Reach. He train for his black belt to his life long goal to be 2nd to only Chuck Norris.

Rj the laser only comes 2nd to Chuck Norris.

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