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A recession question is generally asked by a customer to a business. It is asked to find out if there is a way of saving money with a desired purchase.
Example 1:
Woman (upon entering TGI FRIDAYS): Excuse me, yes, I have a recession question, umm...I saw a commercial on TV sayin' you had menu items starting from $6.99...is that like, ONE item or is it more than that...can I see a menu?
Example 2:
Employee: Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?
Woman: Is the fish sandwich still just a dollar this week or...whas' goin on with that?
Example 3:
Employee (answering phone): Thank you for calling Bally Total Fitness, this is Steve, How may I help you?
Caller: Hi, I was wonderin, I heard you can add on a family member for 19 dollars a month...n I mean, like, whatchu mean exactly by family?
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What happens to those whose careers actually benefit from the recession, allowing them to take full advantage of everyone else's financial problems.
"Yeah, we're going to Spain for Christmas this year. Hallelujah for reverse recessions!"
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This a resting, breath easy period. Legs akimbo, juices left where they are-time to reflect on ones most recent sexual escapades.
"After a good hard banging like a salvation army drum, Your gash is prob gagging for.....
Vaginal Recess"
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A short term relationship like one you would find at elementary school, where it only lasts till recess is over.
Man I sware those two only lasted for a day! Must be a Recess Relationship!
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The period of time where the average amount of 'likes' you receive per status decreases to a low point
"Awh man"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"
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Lingering on in an unhealthy and often unsatisfying relationship due to fear of starting over or becoming single.
Sex is bad, he gets treated like germ and he continues to stay in the relationship. It's complete "recession dating"
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A boyish-man that partakes in daily observations of the elementary playground. Usually searching for a promising young lass, around the ripe age of 12. Commonly possesses numerous traits as that of a Jewish Rabbi or Catholic Priest, but does not engage in things of the sexual fancy. The recess rabbi usually waits for his prize to mature a few years, then attacks with a fury of jibberish and a hatchet.
Jared- Steve Irwin aint got shit on me, im one fineee ass recess rabbi.
Shelby- Recess rabbi? Could you please elaborate your remarkable forthcomings?
Jared- Well it all started out with the creation of a wonderful thing called a T.J.....
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