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The spot at the top of your ass where the cheeks meet, but their is no hole behind them yet.
Mr. Spiffy tried sodomizing Frank, but to no prevail, because he was trying to penetrate the rectal hamburger, it fooled him!
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It's where two individuals put their ass cheeks together and begin contracting their anus in rhythmic form - contract and relax. It can be be quick or slow, or even hard pressed like a french kiss. Typically performed by homosexuals. (I assume lol)
Dude...I think Neil is rectal kisser.
Hey man, what the fuck are Neil and Bob doing in there? They been in there for over an hour. I bet their rectal kissing again!
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Someone who romances his way into someone's rectum
James is a Rectal Romeo
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When one passes gas/farts/toots/etc so severely that it seems to change the density and consistency of the air.
"Man, that fart was so nasty it created some rectal smog! There's even a haze!"
"These beans are going to help me release some rectal smog..."
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To poke, prod, or otherwise attempt to insert the handle of a broom or mop (or any cylindrical object of the appropriate size, e.g., a flashlight) into the rectum.
This apparently is a hazing procedure that recently came to light in a story from Arizona in which two boys (aged 18 and 19 years old) were accused of performing "rectal brooming" on 18 middle school boys aged 11 to 15. Apparently, the victims' clothes remained on during the assualt. These charges were originally classified as felony sexual assualt, and later downgraded to a misdemeanor. The current spin is that the incidents were a hazing gone wrong. One of the boys charged is the son of a prominent politician and is a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints, giving this incident widespread recognition and debate.
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The process of defecating that is subject to a large volume being passed in waves, during one sitting.
Guy 1: Dude, why were you in the bathroom for so long.
Guy 2: Man, that was some bad Chinese food – rectal vomiting was not my idea on spending the last hour.
The sexual act of opening the anus and spitting in it, then forcing the cheeks together and shaking the ass forming the spotty foam
I was fucking Jill and i gave her a mean Rectal Rush